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                                                       虽然老爸的回答实在是有点缺心眼，但是并不妨碍老妈对老爸一见钟情，再见j*情，三见私奔的命运。                                                                                                             我也曾问过老妈，当年为什么就会挑中老爸这一g木头时，老娘无限感慨。                                                                                                             “我当时就想，要是我不嫁给你爸，那么缺心眼又笨的人一定要打一辈子光棍！”                                                                                                             嘿，我那个时候特别诧异，我老娘居然还是一个圣母级别的人物，难怪当年肯嫁给一个b自己大了八岁家里只有遮头瓦的老爸，要知道现在的漂亮nv人只想要鱼跃豪门。                                                                                                             因为这一句话，老妈的形象在我的心目中已经从河东狮上升了好几个段位。                                                                                                             但是下一秒的，她又成功地摧毁了我的崇拜。                                                                                                             “还有，你爸长的挺好看的！”                                                                                                             肤浅！                                                                                                             我满心满眼的崇拜，一下子成了鄙夷，我老娘居然是那么肤浅的生物，实在太让人难以置信了。                                                                                                             但是我直到后来情窦初开，喜欢上了那号称是校草的同桌伊杰的时候，恍然顿悟了——在身上留了一半老妈血y的我，骨子里面其实也挺肤浅的。                                                                                                             好吧，虽然说我老妈b较肤浅，但是如果不是她跟着我爸，也不会有了现在的我。